All I want is an SnK prison AU where Ymir and Christa are cellmates and everyone knows they’re in a relationship but they assume that Ymir did something awful while Christa didn’t really do anything bad but it turns out that Ymir robbed a bakery and Christa killed three people and burned down a house
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE AND HE JUST GOES "Aren’t you coming?" AND I SAY "Well.." AND BEFORE I CAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE HE GIVES ME A GOOFY SMILE AND SAYS:
"I’d be lost without my blogger"
GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS. HE HAS A TUMBLR.
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*