krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.


ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.




cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress


Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

watermelon-crusader:

A Jew and a German walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

A white and a black walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

An american and a muslim walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

THE ACTIONS OF YOUR ANCESTORS DON’T AND SHOULDN’T AFFECT THE WAY YOU INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.


Panic! At the Disco: This Is Gospel (Split)

rabalogy:


healthybdsm:

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

-Maria


skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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noseperiod:

Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King.


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