hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud




silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*



mildred-garfunkel:

when u stay up super late watching anime but then u get tired

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heichous-ravioli:

erwinsboy:

notarmin:

when you’re trying to take a shit but the shit just won’t come outimage

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jaclcfrost:

[points to any dragon] yes


intertnet:

Is there a scholarship for trying




me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq



Things that happened to Kaneki Ken: was turned into a ghoul and forced to eat his own, was nearly eaten by a man with purple hair, tortured so badly his hair turned white, went batshit crazy and ate another ghoul, had severely beaten up the brother of his friend, obtained a temporary purpose that is to protect those he care for but then realize that he's unnecessary and sounds selfish, went batshit insane again, lost his only best friend, is clinically insane, I'm sure he has psychosis, got stabbed to death twice through his head
Why that all happened: He wanted to go on a fucking date
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