takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough


therightnippleofgilgamesh:

"this is an au where everyone lives happily together and nothing bad ever happens’
"what about that character?"
"they’re in fucking jail where they belong"


taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog


batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish


The Very Beginning of Black Butler
Ciel: *sells soul*
Sebastian: Aww yeah, delicious depraved soul. This dinner is going to rock my world. It's going to be a cinch. Butlering's a cinch. Revenge? Easy as pie. Best deal I ever made.
Sebastian: *knows Ciel for 1 week*
Sebastian: I fucked up, I fucked up so hard. No soul is worth this aggravation.

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no


coolvvhip:

I got my ͡° on you


dutchster:

if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark




ask-chaser:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.


me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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