kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go


sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing



Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
— Turkish Proverb (via catic)


1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

officialtobio:

officialtobio:

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.


lacylocks:

iwaizumi-hajimes:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS 

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HE JUST SHOVED A WHOLE CANDY BAR IN HIS MOUTH, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, I CANT EVEN EAT A WHOLE REESES CUP WITH OUT CHOKING! TOBY YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!

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rest in fucking pieces you goddamn chipmunk


phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory


hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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rainbowseal:

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow


Reminds me of riding my horse on the rooftops in Skyrim


harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.


deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

j0k3rjuni0r:

comewatchthecloudswithme:

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

all of the above

at the same time

In my head I saw an angry girl running around furiously masturbating with one hand holding a half empty bottle of vodka surrounded by the burning remains of the houses of parliament.

i’m waiting for art


asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.


mizukisdick:


Is this or Ren can fly

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